You see, the best thing about (pronounced
'aboot' in Canadia) Ear Medicine is that
the vast majority of
music reviews in our database are
written by the people, for the people. We ain't some
two bit, no hack, crack jackin' record pimpin' jive hussies,
we the real deal. We are the voice of the
musical nations of the world. We are the orange in tha'
groove tang, we are the lemon in the Edge from U2's
swang. Whether you fancy early Elvis, late Led
Zeppelin or Britney Spears's Bosom, this is the place
to tell the world aboot it. To submit your
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everything that's sent in, and if you
are ridiculously biased you might as
well not bother. If you are a
bad writer then we'll pass your scribblings around the office
and laugh at you and if you think you're God's gift
to literature, or attempt to imitate the esteemed Dr. Haiku in your
review, then you're just stupid and we'll ignore you. You don't have
to just review new albums and it
doesn't even have to be cool. Millions of people have
bought Michael Bolton albums and we're the first to admit
there's no accounting for taste, so whatever your muse, if you can
put finger to key in a lexical soliloquy let it
rip ... baby - after all :: Music journalism careers start right
here.
The Ear Medicine Review
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Please note we do accept
multiple reviews for the one album, so just because
we've got five reviews of ABBA Gold (heaven forbid)
and it's your favourite album of all time (heaven help
you), don't let that stop you from whipping up another
one - the more music reviews we get the
better.
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