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Feedback
Form ::
Statistics show that
out of the 4.2 billion people* who visited Ear
Medicine each month, 4.199999998 billion of them
will be grossly indifferent to anything we do,
0.000000001 billion of them will be moved to the point
of diahorrea at our honesty and passion, while the other
0.000000001 of them will be so peturbed by our
allegation that Ice Cube is just as good post NWA as
when he was with NWA that they'll either have a bit
of a whinge or pop collective caps in our
collective asses. Naturally we prefer whinging to ass
capping so if you want to say something to us, do it
right here, right now,
via this anonymous feedback form, where nobody will know
who you are and nobody will here us scream - you fucking
pansy.
The pretend name I'm going
to use to fill out this feedback form
is:
My pretend e-mail address
is this:
Not that you care, not that
it counts in the great circle of life and not that
I'm going to win a Pulitzer Prize for feedback-forming,
but this is what I have to say, muthafucka:
And give me a free poster while you're at it
*Not actual
people... Not even hits really, probably not even
individual bytes downloaded; In fact most staff at Ear
Medicine would be surprised if our mothers visited our
funerals when we all die rock star deaths at the age of
27.
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