Artist : Arctic Monkeys Title : Whatever You Say I Am...  U.K. press decides Doherty out, Monkeys in How long will they last?

Artist : Strokes Title : First Impressions Of Earth  Strokes are aliens? At last, abducted good sound Fly me to the moon!

Artist : Jack Johnson Title : Curious George Soundtrack  Mischievous monkey! Surfer Jack sings for the kids Curious indeed

Artist : Craig David Title : The Story Goes...  He's walking away From all the 'cred' in his life Bye Bye Herr David

Artist : Various Title : Motown Remixed  Motown vaults opened DJ's cut loose on soul hits Purists are in shock

Artist : Faith Hill Title : Fireflies  Looks starting to fade Husband now sings with Nelly Still has music though

Artist : White Stripes Title: Get Behind Me Satan  Pact with the devil? Sound of songs suggest as much Album straight from hell

Artist : Team Sleep Title: Team Sleep  Chino sidesteps 'Tones Makes ambience with old friends Doctor gone dozing

Artist : System Of A Down Title: Mezmerize  Did System recruit? Animal from The Muppets? It sure sounds like it

Artist : Limp Bizkit Title: The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1)  At last it's released Zack De La Rocha's album Hang on a second?!?

Artist : Rob Thomas Title: Something To Be  Rob leaves his bandmates But he sings "Lonely No More" This Doc is confused!

Artist : Weezer Title: Make Believe  New one for Weezer Geek rockers playing geek rock Sounds just like debut

Artist : Moby Title: Hotel Hotel with no guests Also devoid of samples Cheap rates imminent

Artist: Daft Punk Title: Human After All  Can't find human part Same formula, bad result Time for something new

Artist : Queens Of The Stone Age Title: Lullabies To Paralyze  Queens are in fine form Even sans Oliveri Homme is the shiz-nit